Something Epic

Quoi?   Hello friends (and enemies)! I have created a tumblr so I can show you all the things that make me laugh without having to bother emailing them all to your stupid macs. Please enjoy this remedy for sadness.

thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

(via maniacwrangler)

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youranonnews:

The graph demonstrates the extreme selective enforcement of our drug laws ~ @alan_uplc

youranonnews:

The graph demonstrates the extreme selective enforcement of our drug laws ~

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— 1 day ago with 320 notes

garlicpaws:

i still think this is his best joke, probably

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thehouseofwtf:

Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.

Kill alpha male types and achieve world peace? Got it.

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— 1 day ago with 83575 notes

heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

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— 3 days ago with 164423 notes
"One day, when your mother is yelling at you, you might begin to hear a tiny voice in your head that will tell you that you are right and your mother is wrong. Over the years, this voice might get louder and louder, and you might find that you prefer listening to this voice instead of your mother’s voice, particularly if she has been yelling at you this whole time."
Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid by Lemony Snicket (via danielle-ol)

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— 3 days ago with 68 notes

camera-b:

Persepolis (2007) - Marjane Satrapi and Vincent Paronnaud

Story of a rebel and outspoken young Iranian girl during the Islamic Revolution.

5 things about this movie:

1- It’s in french.
2- You can learn Islamic history and a lot of thing about women rights.
3-It’s really sad, but the main character is sarcastic and funny.
4-‘Persepolis’ based on the life of Marjane Satrapi, the writer of the movie and the book.
5-It’s an animated movie, but it’s for adults.

(via garlicpaws)

— 3 days ago with 616 notes
"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

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"Here’s one thing that I do believe in: pornography is not a very good way to learn about sex. Because it’s designed to arouse people who watch it, it’s focused on the visual imagery and not the experience of the people who are involved. It’s a mistake to look at these images as information about how to have sex, or what’s expected of you, or what it is going to be like."
Said Ze Frank here. (via tumblingdoe)
— 4 days ago with 490 notes