Something Epic

Quoi?   Hello friends (and enemies)! I have created a tumblr so I can show you all the things that make me laugh without having to bother emailing them all to your stupid macs. Please enjoy this remedy for sadness.

allanime01:

best-of-funny:

agentlehobbit:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde

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Perfect woman ♥

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analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

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"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating (via raspberrying)

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We [Fraction and his wife, Kelly Sue DeConnick] were pregnant at the time, and while I was out there I started to realize that if I had a daughter, there would come a day when I would have to apologize to her for my profession. I would have to apologize for the way it treats and speaks to women readers, and the way it treats its female characters.

I knew that if we had a daughter, because I know my wife and I know the kind of girl she wants to raise and I know the kind of girl I want to raise, she was going to look at what I did for a living and want to know how the fuck I could stomach it. How could I sell her out like that?” Fraction continued. “That conversation is still coming, and I’m bracing for it in the way that some dads brace for their daughter’s first date or boyfriend. I became acutely aware that I had sort of done that thing that lots of privileged hetero cisgendered white dudes do. ‘I’m cool with women, and that’s enough.’ It’s not enough. It’s embarrassing to say, because we somehow have attached shame to learning and evolving our opinions, culturally, but I became aware that there was a deficiency of and to women in my work, and all I could do at that moment was take care of my side of the street.

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Writer Matt Fraction on his role on expanding the profile of female characters in the Marvel Universe. (via goodmanw)

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feminist-fury:

just-julia-a:

beeishappy:

MARRY A MAN

Ed Norton can do no wrong. For people looking for the video.

“crushing pussy, marry a man”

They actually make cute couples.

I didn’t even know I wanted to ship these guys…lol

This is so great

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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purelyselfhelp:

dangerousordinary:

Presented without comment. 

Nothing has ever been more perfect.

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