Something Epic

Quoi?   Hello friends (and enemies)! I have created a tumblr so I can show you all the things that make me laugh without having to bother emailing them all to your stupid macs. Please enjoy this remedy for sadness.

Woah Abby boundaries

Get off my case Mom I can stay up as late as I want ur not teh baws of meh

— 17 hours ago with 1 note
"If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up."
JEREMIAH VAN GUILDER (via skullbonez)

(via lindabelchervoice)

— 1 day ago with 1294 notes

fygirlcrush:

coming this fall on Fox/NBC/AMC: this ruggedly handsome white man is an asshole who treats everyone terribly but… there’s a twist… he’s Good at His JOB…

(via sweet--bird)

— 3 days ago with 10598 notes
mentalalchemy:

glittermorgue:

moon—cunt:

this should be published in a book of poetry


lmfaooooo

mentalalchemy:

glittermorgue:

moon—cunt:

this should be published in a book of poetry

lmfaooooo

(Source: burritttto, via beardbears)

— 4 days ago with 54306 notes

ambrister:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

I AM DEAD

(via lindabelchervoice)

— 4 days ago with 143697 notes

harikondabolu:

upworthy:

The Frustrating Plot Hole In The Superman Movies That Seems To Fly Over Everyone’s Head

Comedian Hari Kondabolu (harikondabolu) humorously points out an inconvenient fact about Superman. (Not that you should start rooting for Lex Luthor.)

YouTube comments indicate that a lot of anti-immigrant folks don’t like this. Neither do some nerds. I, however, am still proud of this piece.

— 1 week ago with 491 notes