Something Epic: Archive

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“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”

– George Carlin, Brain Droppings (via iwantyourmoney )

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toostrongforblasters: heyfunniest: laughed...

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.

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d1sintergration: things i have mastered in high school: •how to stay awake from 2 hours of sleep •how to feel inadequate and unimportant •how to whine about everything •how to destroy your feelings •how to cry in 10 different octaves •how to rapidly lose faith in mankind

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