June 2012
Watchollielephant:
confessionsfrompluto:
n-aturalist:
youneversaidthiswouldbeeasy:
my-crazy-life22:
likeadistantsky:
lol-jkayy:
littlefuckinglesbian:
unrequited-inquiries:
fe-malesftw:
kenzznek:
lmao
best video ever…
this might be the best thing the internet has ever produced.
whhattt
lmao I seriously just put my face to my desk and died.
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN OMG
THIS...
“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.”
– Jon Stewart (via blua)
ander-son:
finnickerr:
come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
i am eight but i will soon benign
sublimesublemon:
cuppacats:
aquus:
i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real
have you ever met someone from wyoming???
exactly
my mom lives in wyoming
yes but have you ever met her
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May 2012
FUN FACT
sexdrugsandpokemon:
agayofgays:
genuinelycornflakes:
angrybagel:
the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin
u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce
because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security
how much do you think that’d go for on ebay
im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.
how to kiss
rookiemag:
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
It’s just science.
-Anna
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2 tags
Watchollielephant:
leatheriskawaii:
instagrandslam:
THIS IS AWESOME
GIVE IT FUCKING TO Me
THE POSSIBILITIES
